Pehli baarish hui...

Pehli baarish hui unhe miss kiya
Apne khayalon mein pyaara sa kiss kiya

Woh humse durr hain koi baat nahin
Ek gustakhi se hain roothe, bas musibat wahi

Roothkar woh gaye hain jabse
Kambakht baarsih ne aag lagai hai tabse

Pyaas khud-ba-khud meri bujhti nahin
Aur duri bhi unke karam se ghat ti nahin

Ab khuda ko dekar vaasta apne pyaar ka
Dekh raha hun main raasta apne yaar ka

Wapis na aaye, woh itne sangdil nahin
Phir jaanedun toh main unka ashique nahin

Apne aaghosh mein chhupalun unko
Pyaar ke sagar mein nehladun unko

Chhukar halke se jagaun unko
Raatbhar sataun, naa sone dun unko

Meri har cheez pe haq hai sirf unka
Main khud pyaar mein sewak hun unka

Dil ki dor unse kuch yun bandhi
Mar bhi jaaun, toh unke paas hun kahin

Is zindagi mein kar jaaun koi aisa kaam
Har mann ko chhu jaaye mere yaar ka naam

Pyaar mein na rehjaaye mujhse koi kami
Khuda se bas yahi akhri dua hai meri

GOD is here

        The other day in my living room sitting before the T.V. set, I was watching Shereen Bhan reading out latest business news with intermittent inputs from Udayan Mukherjee interviewing a Business Honcho about contemporary trends in Stock Market, it was then that I quizzed myself, Don't these guys ever get bored of the Financial talk ? Do they never have mental fatigue ?, while trying to figure out a 1000 different ways to create more wealth, are they so happy doing all this; day after day and year after year, maybe because it’s their job or maybe even that they chose this profession only because they love Economics so much.

        Then suddenly, I was astonished at a strong realization, all these years since my birth and even before that, my father has been providing for the family, working hard day in and day out devising new ways to multiply the money and showering tender love on family members all at the same time. He has rightly put in his blood and sweat alike making the household grow from being utterly poor to fairly good, without complaining ever and always sacrificing his personal life.

        My mother following in his footsteps, in her own might chooses subtle but profound ways ignoring herself completely serving us day and night alike all these years, without even blinking and never taking a day off. Her life is a set of pains and tensions more harrowing and deeply secret, than that of my father's, she being a Woman.

        Still, my parents have never let us children to bear the brunt of the hell-fire scorching on them. They have all the while worked hard and loved us profusely. It takes infinite perseverance, strenuous hard-work and a golden heart to do, what my parents have been doing all along.

        I must admit, "God Exists on this Earth", for me it’s my parents, without a slightest doubt.


Dear Parents (my God),
                    Even if I put all my life working to serve you and love you, it is nothing compared to what you have done, to raise me, to teach me the way of life, the lessons to keep up with this world and inculcating in me the good habits and a base of a clean character you have established in me.
                    I hereby bow before you and vow to keep you happy all through your life; and will always remain under your careful eyes and make you proud by leading a righteous life.

Your son,
amit.

I would be...

I would be Fresh Air when you breathe
...Blue Sky when you roam free
...a Grassy Land when you lay peacefully
...Bright Sunshine when you play around
...a Patient Ear when you speak
...a Gentle Boy when you hold my hand
...a Stable Shoulder when you weep
...a Cozy Lap when you nap
...a Firm Hand when you are afraid
...a Warm Heart when you need love
...a Passionate Man when you want me to be
...a Sweet 'n' Soft Pillow when you punch me
...a Chubby Cheek when you slap me
...a Black Hole when you abuse me
...a Sponge when you kick me
...a Statue when you hate me
...your Lover when you hug me
...a Content Man when you kiss me
I would be Me when you Love me

Lonely Girl

Lonely Girl is Miss Goods
Always under pretext of Hoods
Lurking daily in the Woods

Her thoughts are Cute
Speaks like an Old Flute
This Personality has deep Roots

On her face is an occasional Glow
Often thrown away by a bitter Blow
Forcing her behaviour to Let it Go

About the world she has no Clue
Friends in her life are very Few
Own folks behave as if Shrewd

She has always been on Ground
True love she has never Found
Badluck to her is quietly Around

Happiness from others she has to Borrow
Strangely she's always in Sorrow
She even tried to get help from Tarot

Her movements are smoothly Swift
With resources she's too Thrift
Seldom she receives any Gift

Never has she shown any Greed
An inch of luck is what she Need
Then the wheels would be set to Speed

I wish today, she turns Ferocious
In her acts becomes Voracious
While still being a Lady Gracious

Best Day

Our children got married it was exhilarating, but no good
They earned their first salary we were proud, but no good
The best institutes trained them we were lucky, but no good
Their childhood was leagues ahead of other children's we were fine parents, but no good
The first cries of our baby rendered us speechless, but no good
Your womb was flowering our bloom, but no good
My parents regarded you as a beloved daughter, but no good
They accepted you as my lovely wedded wife, but no good
Our marriage was finally taking place, but no good
Our families agreed to our relationship, but no good
We were determined to be united, but no good
We were tied by the love-knot at the heart, but no good
Gradually love bonded us as if one, but no good
We found love in each other, but no good
We managed to speak daily, but no good
Love gave us a chance, but no good
The day I realized I needed you, my heart confessed that
it had always Loved You
and when You came to know this
You vowed to be mine forever, was so good,
It was the Best Day of our Life.


"I Love You Jaan."

Happy Birthday

     "Happy Birthday Amit", thats what I would have said to myself just now, instead of trying to ward off this cold off my chest.Also, this was what I used to say to myself on every 13th of February, yes, it's my Birthday today.

     Years ago this date was an epitome of a racing pulse,an awareness of a kind, the Birthday feeling oozing outta me continously all day long, cakes, chocolates, friends, celebration, get-together and above all my indulgence in every bit of each of these things.

     Today however, I don't see any reason or for that matter any hell of an urge to do a single bit from the aforesaid stuff. Because something has certainly changed, maybe its the growing up or breaking down. Mindwise,careerwise and wealthwise broken on every front, I have a simple birthday since many years where, I indulge in nothing but keeping quiet and staying home.

     This Birth-Day is a slow motion portion of time, to ponder over the years gone and think over the years to come and my position throughout. It's one of the Nature's ways,gifted to us to measure whatever we like to, using this thing called Birthday.

     I would not only hope but also try and see to it that my next birthday is a blast in its own might, a saga of a sort, a day of days and a rage of a thing.Till then, chewing the year hard.

Charya Chhokra

Charya Chhokra muhinja dost
Charyan Chhoranjo mukhe shaunk
Charya Chhokra Agte Vadhan
Charya hamesha Charya rahan




Nindiya :
Heu hamesha nindakhro lage
Kam par sai sado kare
Ba chaar gaalyun sidhyun kare
Kuch na khanikare fitto kare
Waqt te endo aa waqt te vendo aa
Ulta-sidha kama kadhin na kando aa
Mehnat saan pahinjo jeevan safal banaindo aa





Hiltu Manu:
Om ta chae
Vari Hari Om b chae
Sabhniji budhe
Aun budhae b har kenhkhe
Khush rakhe sabhni khe
Sabhin lae ghano kuch kare
Hedo koi kaam naahe
Jeko heu na kare
Hikdi khaali gaal oondhi aa
Chhokro pahinjelae kuch na kare





DD:
Phatphatia te endo aa phatphatia te vendo aa
Late ta endo aa
Aun Jaldi b vendo aa
Budhando b ghano aa
Budhaindo b ghano aa
Huje na ko ka takleef
Ta dasa bhi deendo aa
Gaal chavan hikdi ta chhokro heu b sutho aa





Bhau:
Ad chae hik subhane chae ba
confuse kare mukhe chhade kithan jo b na
Hetryun saaryun gaalyun jeke heu kando aa
Aahin ta sahi mukhe b lagando aa
Hedi choice jeka heu deendo aa
Decision kharan takleef theendo aa
Gharvani sochendo aahiyan haane chha kayan
Aakhir vari hinakhe hi byobhi phone kando aahiyan





Dola:
Disan mein suhino
Galaina jo mithdo
Heu mast hamesha rahando aa
Gusso keena kadhin kando aa
Muhinje hikde call te phatphati khani taiyaar hoondo aa
Shahar jo shahar b ghumaindo aa
Aun muhinjyu gaalyun b share kando aa
Sharmilo tha ghano par maanhu fantastic aa





Aaun:
Kuch na kayan maan matho pityaan maan
Galtiyun maan hi ghano sikhan maan
Hikdi JindDi sambhalje keena
Sabkuch kiyan sanwaryan maan
Khuda muhinji dua kabul kare
Jeevan je darya maan sukha saan mukhe paar kare



Charya Chhokra muhinja dost
Charyan Chhoranjo mukhe shaunk
Charya Chhokra Agte Vadhan
Charya hamesha Charya rahan

World and Me

The world is eating idli breakfast
dipped in sex chutney
I am covering an eye or two
at the glimpse of bikini models
The world is masterminding in the bathroom
I am faster winding my problems in the darkroom
They romp like nude maniacs on bed
Giving their fetish one hell of a time
I hop awake at midnight to kiss goodnight my feeble life
For world it never comes to an end
For me that message was never sent


They are indulging in food
as an obsessive-compulsive-disorder
I am eating meagre
Only to remain damn hungry all day
Their stomachs maybe full I doubt
But their tongues are never at rest
My tongue has no taste
I occasionally blurt out in haste
Even that goes to waste


The people out there succeed like anything
Only they know how
Atop they reach and fold the ladder shut
The keys to the top are swallowed to their gut
Climbing humans are kicked back to ground
Only to go again for the next round
People like me live on pennies
The only thing I have is kindness like grannies
My contrast to the world will soon fade
They would lay me to rest with a thick blade
Even after death I would be a nothing
Although my whole life I struggled to be something.

Life is a Desert

Life is a great desert
We are born at its lively centre
The centre of brutality, giving life to us
And brutally throwing us in this ruthless land
We dig deep down upto the dark waters
We force the food out of it
Striving through the desert of life
Sweating hard all along the veins
Immolating ourselves to this hellish place
Still tugging ahead in insomniac nights
The colourful fiestas come and go
Enchanting caravans are only a mischief of time
Everything before the eyes is a mirage
And inside the mind is insane
No living soul would ever come to you
Never willingly, if given a chance
The only subtle thread that pulls a human to you
Is nothing but Love
For because no one else would share the pain
And stand with you when the gloom rains
Believe the one whom likes your play
Everything else is a stale clay.

Kuch Ankahee Baatein

Main Sochta Hoon

Buddha chala na jaaye
Baapu ruk na jaaye
Maa thak na jaaye
Chacha rooth na jaaye
Chachi gum na jaaye
Bhai ka pyaar mar na jaaye
Chhota durr na jaaye
Behen parayi na ho jaaye
Jaanu se jhagda na hojaye
Dosti toot na jaaye
Apnon se rishta chhoot na jaaye
Parayon mein izzat na jaaye
Kismat foot na jaaye
Umrabhar kaamkaj na jaaye
Aanewala dhan yuhin vyast na jaaye
Mujhse kabhi imaan na jaaye
Jeetejee bacche chhodkar na jaaye
Marne ke baad mera naam na jaaye



Sirf itna chahta hoon

Meri aatma buraiyon ke ghar se chalijaaye
Aankhon se guroor chala jaaye
Mera ahankaar toot jaaye
Galti ka dussahas chala jaaye
Paap ka boj hat jaaye
Dukhon ka badal chhat jaaye
Mann se gham chala jaaye
Zindagi se dushman chala jaaye
Khushiyon se nind udd jaaye
Maut par se sawal chala jaaye



Jab sabkuch chala jaaye
Toh mere praan bhi chhupke se jaayein

The Lively Kitten

         This little kitten kept coming towards me and my friends everytime after we hushed it away, indicating it to find something or someone else to play with.It didn't budge even after several attempts.Then after so much drama I suddenly realised that, the kitten had no siblings and was seemingly hungry.

         We arranged some milk for it, all of which was completely licked.And as you can see it was only then, that we got some nice pictures of it, though most were boring I have put the better ones up here.



         Exactly a week after the above mentioned incident, when I went back at the same place, I took this photo just above, the kitten was sad and lazy, perhaps alone and starving real bad.Despite seeing all of this, I couldn't do much about it and had to leave.Since then, I haven't been there and I really wish to get there soon.

         By the way I have named it 'Heena'.

EQUATIONS

<1> Life = Work
        Truly, what is Life? Its 'Work' our Karma, our way of moving through the journey called 'Life'; and reaping its fruits all along.Everything in this world boils down to what we have done and how, thats all we and our Life is made up of.

But, Work ≠ Life
        Only Work, is not Life, work is a way of life, a part & parcel of life and not life itself. So, enjoy work and dont be an OCD patient.


<2> Guidance = Necessity
        In our life, we definitely need guidance and surely like to guide people around us, be it strangers at a railway station. We should take guidance with due respect and think over it before using it and if on the giving end we must dish out advice properly.

But, Necessity ≠ Guidance
        You definitely don't need guidance to read your books our visit your doctor.So if you don't get it just move along and try to be self-dependent by observing and learning on the go.
        Also, don't catchold of people and start guiding them over this & that,most people don't like it, so better keep it to yourself.


<3> Happiness = Cure
        Happiness is a cure of many sad moods, situations, problems,etc. Even if you are already happy a little extra happiness will make you swim into it.
        Someone happy makes us cheerful, lifts our spirits, which helps us to pass through difficult times and deal with critical situations in a proper way.Being Happy is blissful.

But, Cure ≠ Happiness
        There are some things where happiness can't do much.Some things are thrown out of order in our life due to our inconsistencies, laziness, carefree attitude and indiscipline. In such cases,we have to accept the fact that only hardwork and perseverance can pull us out of such situations,its only after this that the life crawls back to normalcy.


<4> Peace = Friendship
        To maintain peace among people at home, friends, different nations, etc friendship must be fostered. Friendship is a harbinger & promoter of peace.
        Firstly, friendship makes people give-up violence and when things start cooling down peace prevails.


But, Friendship ≠ Peace
        Though it brings in peace, friendship is not about peace at all. Friendship means being available at all times, unconditional emotional support, addressing other's problems as if own, even giving blood to save kin of friends.

        In life, the path of friendship is joyous but difficult to keep up with at various times, it questions our loyalty and a person has to prove it by selflessness and sacrifice.



<5> Sex = Life Partner
        For all married men and committed gents the simplest way to a sinfree life is, when you think about sex, think about your loving wife or your charming committed partner(if you are unmarried) thus keeping every possible trouble at bay and leading a good hassle-free life.

But, Life Partner ≠ Sex
        Go along with the former equation and not the other way round because, life partner doesn't mean just sex! She is a set of nice qualities, few cute flaws, a tower of experience, a source of love, a human being, just like you. So acknowledge the fact and treat her real good.

Meri Jaan

Meri Jaan

Tum, pyaar ki puhaar ho
        jhagde ki jhankar ho
        yaar ka dulaar ho
        meethi si kataar ho
        baahon ka shringar ho
        pyaara sa angaar ho
        mujhse bhi tez ho
Tum, sansani-khez ho!


Tum, samajhti toh shresht ho
        phir bhidti bhi great ho
        yun toh tum padhaku ho
        ladaai mein ladaaku ho
        pyaar ki bechaini ho
        takraar mein karaar ho
        khushiyon ka minar ho
        dard mein kinaar ho.
        Meri zindagi savarlo
        thoda sa tum pyaar do
        jaane kab milogi mujhko
        dil mein kab rakhogi mujhko
        yun toh roz pukarti ho
        paas kabhi na aati ho
        meri zindagi mein Jaanu
        Tumhe sabse zyaada chahta hun
        pyaar ka ye vaada main
        chupke se nibhata hun
        ..... Love You Jaan

Main Ek Insaan Hoon

Main ek insaan hoon
Bhookh aur pyaas hoon
Galtiyon ka pahaad hoon
Bhool ka yaar hoon
Ershya ka ghar hoon
Ahankar ka dher hoon
Buraiyon ki kheti hoon
Kamiyon ka jamavda hoon
Dhokhe ki jad hoon
Shadiyantra ka rachaita hoon
Vaasna ka sangi hoon
Ji haan main ek insaan hoon.



Shukrana Kudrat ka
Main ek insaan hoon
Prem ka dwaar hoon
Chahat ka dariya hoon
Izzat ka jharna hoon
Seekh ka paatra hoon
Insaaniyat ka saga hoon
Dosti ka pakka hoon
Dushmani ka kaccha hoon
Zindagi mein saccha hoon
Josh ki umang hoon
Umeed ka srot hoon
Asha ki kiran hoon
Hausle ka bhandar hoon
Vishwas ke kabil hoon
Bharose ke layak hoon
Ji haan main ek insaan hoon.

If you are a Teacher

• Promise only what you can really deliver, once done then stick to it and accomplish it at all costs.

• Never ever talk about personal issues with other Teaching or Non-Teaching staff, let alone the students.

• Be receptive enough to gauge each student's needs.

• First have your basics thoroughly clear and facts right, then teach clear, deeper and harder.

• Never cancel a lecture,it affects your image and pushes back the portion completion.

• Accept the fact that, some students are fit to be thrown out of the class, if need be.

• Never let any student fail, worst case scenario help him to just pass.

• Push the brilliant one's harder, they can possibly make new records.

• Always play diplomatically when stuck between students and institution.

• Your results and discipline can give you the popularity you need in this field, establishing you as someone reliable for students and bankable for an institute.

• Keep repeating sentences, so that important stuff gets nested in students' minds.

• Keep revision lectures and class tests at regular intervals and keep students' parents informed about the performance of their child.

• See potential in every student and try your level best to make it work.

• As a Training Commander of students prepare them for the worst but hope for the best.

My Design

I was so designed
to be born innately aligned
but when my Creator looked down upon me
I was totally maligned.

I coyly went offside
He still remained by my side
Every peccadillo of mine
was severely punished within no time
For every sin I committed
I was hanged many a times.

He never prohibited me go astray
but always taught in His alternative way
I never listen to what He say
thus He always keep me at bay.

I do some good then and now
He give me food to eat and bow
Life is not like that He say
I agree My Lord with answer I lay
I believe He gave me
a Life always good
the one which I have
badly accused,misused,abused and wasted profuse.

I will now cleanse every inch of mine
don't know what in return
He does to me in kind.

My Dear

... with you I am a Normal Man,
before you I was a Common Man,
after you happened to me
I have become Quite a Man.

Sometime back I was for you
a Particular Man,
but for you I needed to be
an Extra-Ordinary Man.

When you are away
I am an Impatient Man,
when you are around
I am a Dissolved-Into-You Man,
without you I would be
a Demolition Man.

I had always longed to be
your Special Man,
until you finally made me
the 'Forever Yours Man'.


P.S. I am really lucky to have you,
                   'Meri Jaan'

Tumhari Saasein...

Tumhari Saasein mera Jeevan hain,
Tumhara Lahoo meri Jaan,
Tumhari Dhadkanein meri Zindagi,
Tumhara Dil mera Ashiana,
Tumhara Mann mera Haseen Saathi.

Tumhari Aankhein mere Prem-Dwaar,
Tumhari Baatein mere Gehre Khayal,
Tumhara Hasna mera Sangeet,
Tumhara Chalna mere Dil ka tham-sa jaana,
Tumhara Saath mujhe sahlata Komal Ehsaas,
Tumhari khushiyan mere Saaton Rang.

Tumhara Gussa mere Hazaar Dukh,
Tumhara Ruthna mera Gunaah,
Tumhein Manana meri Pratham Khwahish,
Tumhe Chahna mera Dharm,
Tumhein Pyaar karna mera Karm,
Tumhare Paas rehna mera Farz.

Humari Zindagi Suhana Sapna,
Tumhara Pyaar Pehli Haqeeqat,
Mera Pyaar chhoti si Saugat.

...i love you

If I were your wife...

If I were your wife,
I would wake you up with a smile and some tea
I would keep the newspaper before you ought to see
I would nudge you away to visit the loo
so that I quickly clean-up the mess we do
Meanwhile, I would feed the birdies
which sing for us
Kiss our kids who are
so much in love with us
I would greet the elders "Good Morning", upright
because they are my parents more than thine
I would set the shower just fine for you
and be busy in the kitchen where you don't like me to
Fresh & wet as you come out
I will give you a naughty look to freak you out
I would cook many different meals as if I play
so that you taste a new thing each & everyday
I would see you dress through crisp & shine
& would polish your boots quick & fine
I would then drop the kids off to school
Your parents would eagerly wait for me as they are so cool
I would run through the groceries with your mom
and through a crossword will make your father's way out
I would file the documents you left flying all around
and pick-up crazy phone calls that whirl my brain round-n-round
I would keep your house always clutter-free
even when our children are on a running-spree
Everyone would be served before you come
I would be so anxious until you come
Whether you come home early or late
you will always find me at the table as your mate
I would nourish you well before we need to sleep
and by the window would have so many stars to peep
I would never let you keep a thing in your mind
and would see to it that before me, you completely unwind
I would naughtily peck you 'Good Night'
instantly, you would smooch me thick & tight
In your arms I would stick like a bee
as if you are a honey-comb, my dear hubby
I would exude Zest & Zeal
because thats what your love makes me feel
Only If I were your Wife.

Kati Ganji Phati Ganji

Kati Ganji Phati Ganji
hai yahi meri Ganji


Jab hum maidan mein utre
tab humse Sati Ganji
hum sang Dati Ganji


Jab dushman se hua saamna
tab Khichi Ganji Gussail Ganji


Jab kiye humne waar
tab Hansi Ganji Sacchi Ganji


Jab humpe aayi talwar
tab Royi Ganji Aansuon mein Bhigoyi Ganji


Jab dhaar hui aar-paar
tab Kati Ganji aur Phati Ganji


Jab hum hue lahu-luhaan
tab Laalam-Lal hui Ganji ye Badnaseeb Ganji


Jab thak-haar kar gire
tab Jaan se Judi
Neeji Ganji Wahi Ganji


Jab behoshi thi
tab bhi chipki rahi
Wafadar Ganji Imandar Ganji


Agli subah jab jaage
tab phir humse Sati Ganji
hum sang Dati Ganji


Ye meri Kati Ganji Phati Ganji
sada se hai
Acchi Ganji Sacchi Ganji