The Lively Kitten

         This little kitten kept coming towards me and my friends everytime after we hushed it away, indicating it to find something or someone else to play with.It didn't budge even after several attempts.Then after so much drama I suddenly realised that, the kitten had no siblings and was seemingly hungry.

         We arranged some milk for it, all of which was completely licked.And as you can see it was only then, that we got some nice pictures of it, though most were boring I have put the better ones up here.



         Exactly a week after the above mentioned incident, when I went back at the same place, I took this photo just above, the kitten was sad and lazy, perhaps alone and starving real bad.Despite seeing all of this, I couldn't do much about it and had to leave.Since then, I haven't been there and I really wish to get there soon.

         By the way I have named it 'Heena'.

EQUATIONS

<1> Life = Work
        Truly, what is Life? Its 'Work' our Karma, our way of moving through the journey called 'Life'; and reaping its fruits all along.Everything in this world boils down to what we have done and how, thats all we and our Life is made up of.

But, Work ≠ Life
        Only Work, is not Life, work is a way of life, a part & parcel of life and not life itself. So, enjoy work and dont be an OCD patient.


<2> Guidance = Necessity
        In our life, we definitely need guidance and surely like to guide people around us, be it strangers at a railway station. We should take guidance with due respect and think over it before using it and if on the giving end we must dish out advice properly.

But, Necessity ≠ Guidance
        You definitely don't need guidance to read your books our visit your doctor.So if you don't get it just move along and try to be self-dependent by observing and learning on the go.
        Also, don't catchold of people and start guiding them over this & that,most people don't like it, so better keep it to yourself.


<3> Happiness = Cure
        Happiness is a cure of many sad moods, situations, problems,etc. Even if you are already happy a little extra happiness will make you swim into it.
        Someone happy makes us cheerful, lifts our spirits, which helps us to pass through difficult times and deal with critical situations in a proper way.Being Happy is blissful.

But, Cure ≠ Happiness
        There are some things where happiness can't do much.Some things are thrown out of order in our life due to our inconsistencies, laziness, carefree attitude and indiscipline. In such cases,we have to accept the fact that only hardwork and perseverance can pull us out of such situations,its only after this that the life crawls back to normalcy.


<4> Peace = Friendship
        To maintain peace among people at home, friends, different nations, etc friendship must be fostered. Friendship is a harbinger & promoter of peace.
        Firstly, friendship makes people give-up violence and when things start cooling down peace prevails.


But, Friendship ≠ Peace
        Though it brings in peace, friendship is not about peace at all. Friendship means being available at all times, unconditional emotional support, addressing other's problems as if own, even giving blood to save kin of friends.

        In life, the path of friendship is joyous but difficult to keep up with at various times, it questions our loyalty and a person has to prove it by selflessness and sacrifice.



<5> Sex = Life Partner
        For all married men and committed gents the simplest way to a sinfree life is, when you think about sex, think about your loving wife or your charming committed partner(if you are unmarried) thus keeping every possible trouble at bay and leading a good hassle-free life.

But, Life Partner ≠ Sex
        Go along with the former equation and not the other way round because, life partner doesn't mean just sex! She is a set of nice qualities, few cute flaws, a tower of experience, a source of love, a human being, just like you. So acknowledge the fact and treat her real good.

Meri Jaan

Meri Jaan

Tum, pyaar ki puhaar ho
        jhagde ki jhankar ho
        yaar ka dulaar ho
        meethi si kataar ho
        baahon ka shringar ho
        pyaara sa angaar ho
        mujhse bhi tez ho
Tum, sansani-khez ho!


Tum, samajhti toh shresht ho
        phir bhidti bhi great ho
        yun toh tum padhaku ho
        ladaai mein ladaaku ho
        pyaar ki bechaini ho
        takraar mein karaar ho
        khushiyon ka minar ho
        dard mein kinaar ho.
        Meri zindagi savarlo
        thoda sa tum pyaar do
        jaane kab milogi mujhko
        dil mein kab rakhogi mujhko
        yun toh roz pukarti ho
        paas kabhi na aati ho
        meri zindagi mein Jaanu
        Tumhe sabse zyaada chahta hun
        pyaar ka ye vaada main
        chupke se nibhata hun
        ..... Love You Jaan

Main Ek Insaan Hoon

Main ek insaan hoon
Bhookh aur pyaas hoon
Galtiyon ka pahaad hoon
Bhool ka yaar hoon
Ershya ka ghar hoon
Ahankar ka dher hoon
Buraiyon ki kheti hoon
Kamiyon ka jamavda hoon
Dhokhe ki jad hoon
Shadiyantra ka rachaita hoon
Vaasna ka sangi hoon
Ji haan main ek insaan hoon.



Shukrana Kudrat ka
Main ek insaan hoon
Prem ka dwaar hoon
Chahat ka dariya hoon
Izzat ka jharna hoon
Seekh ka paatra hoon
Insaaniyat ka saga hoon
Dosti ka pakka hoon
Dushmani ka kaccha hoon
Zindagi mein saccha hoon
Josh ki umang hoon
Umeed ka srot hoon
Asha ki kiran hoon
Hausle ka bhandar hoon
Vishwas ke kabil hoon
Bharose ke layak hoon
Ji haan main ek insaan hoon.

If you are a Teacher

• Promise only what you can really deliver, once done then stick to it and accomplish it at all costs.

• Never ever talk about personal issues with other Teaching or Non-Teaching staff, let alone the students.

• Be receptive enough to gauge each student's needs.

• First have your basics thoroughly clear and facts right, then teach clear, deeper and harder.

• Never cancel a lecture,it affects your image and pushes back the portion completion.

• Accept the fact that, some students are fit to be thrown out of the class, if need be.

• Never let any student fail, worst case scenario help him to just pass.

• Push the brilliant one's harder, they can possibly make new records.

• Always play diplomatically when stuck between students and institution.

• Your results and discipline can give you the popularity you need in this field, establishing you as someone reliable for students and bankable for an institute.

• Keep repeating sentences, so that important stuff gets nested in students' minds.

• Keep revision lectures and class tests at regular intervals and keep students' parents informed about the performance of their child.

• See potential in every student and try your level best to make it work.

• As a Training Commander of students prepare them for the worst but hope for the best.

My Design

I was so designed
to be born innately aligned
but when my Creator looked down upon me
I was totally maligned.

I coyly went offside
He still remained by my side
Every peccadillo of mine
was severely punished within no time
For every sin I committed
I was hanged many a times.

He never prohibited me go astray
but always taught in His alternative way
I never listen to what He say
thus He always keep me at bay.

I do some good then and now
He give me food to eat and bow
Life is not like that He say
I agree My Lord with answer I lay
I believe He gave me
a Life always good
the one which I have
badly accused,misused,abused and wasted profuse.

I will now cleanse every inch of mine
don't know what in return
He does to me in kind.

My Dear

... with you I am a Normal Man,
before you I was a Common Man,
after you happened to me
I have become Quite a Man.

Sometime back I was for you
a Particular Man,
but for you I needed to be
an Extra-Ordinary Man.

When you are away
I am an Impatient Man,
when you are around
I am a Dissolved-Into-You Man,
without you I would be
a Demolition Man.

I had always longed to be
your Special Man,
until you finally made me
the 'Forever Yours Man'.


P.S. I am really lucky to have you,
                   'Meri Jaan'

Tumhari Saasein...

Tumhari Saasein mera Jeevan hain,
Tumhara Lahoo meri Jaan,
Tumhari Dhadkanein meri Zindagi,
Tumhara Dil mera Ashiana,
Tumhara Mann mera Haseen Saathi.

Tumhari Aankhein mere Prem-Dwaar,
Tumhari Baatein mere Gehre Khayal,
Tumhara Hasna mera Sangeet,
Tumhara Chalna mere Dil ka tham-sa jaana,
Tumhara Saath mujhe sahlata Komal Ehsaas,
Tumhari khushiyan mere Saaton Rang.

Tumhara Gussa mere Hazaar Dukh,
Tumhara Ruthna mera Gunaah,
Tumhein Manana meri Pratham Khwahish,
Tumhe Chahna mera Dharm,
Tumhein Pyaar karna mera Karm,
Tumhare Paas rehna mera Farz.

Humari Zindagi Suhana Sapna,
Tumhara Pyaar Pehli Haqeeqat,
Mera Pyaar chhoti si Saugat.

...i love you

If I were your wife...

If I were your wife,
I would wake you up with a smile and some tea
I would keep the newspaper before you ought to see
I would nudge you away to visit the loo
so that I quickly clean-up the mess we do
Meanwhile, I would feed the birdies
which sing for us
Kiss our kids who are
so much in love with us
I would greet the elders "Good Morning", upright
because they are my parents more than thine
I would set the shower just fine for you
and be busy in the kitchen where you don't like me to
Fresh & wet as you come out
I will give you a naughty look to freak you out
I would cook many different meals as if I play
so that you taste a new thing each & everyday
I would see you dress through crisp & shine
& would polish your boots quick & fine
I would then drop the kids off to school
Your parents would eagerly wait for me as they are so cool
I would run through the groceries with your mom
and through a crossword will make your father's way out
I would file the documents you left flying all around
and pick-up crazy phone calls that whirl my brain round-n-round
I would keep your house always clutter-free
even when our children are on a running-spree
Everyone would be served before you come
I would be so anxious until you come
Whether you come home early or late
you will always find me at the table as your mate
I would nourish you well before we need to sleep
and by the window would have so many stars to peep
I would never let you keep a thing in your mind
and would see to it that before me, you completely unwind
I would naughtily peck you 'Good Night'
instantly, you would smooch me thick & tight
In your arms I would stick like a bee
as if you are a honey-comb, my dear hubby
I would exude Zest & Zeal
because thats what your love makes me feel
Only If I were your Wife.

Kati Ganji Phati Ganji

Kati Ganji Phati Ganji
hai yahi meri Ganji


Jab hum maidan mein utre
tab humse Sati Ganji
hum sang Dati Ganji


Jab dushman se hua saamna
tab Khichi Ganji Gussail Ganji


Jab kiye humne waar
tab Hansi Ganji Sacchi Ganji


Jab humpe aayi talwar
tab Royi Ganji Aansuon mein Bhigoyi Ganji


Jab dhaar hui aar-paar
tab Kati Ganji aur Phati Ganji


Jab hum hue lahu-luhaan
tab Laalam-Lal hui Ganji ye Badnaseeb Ganji


Jab thak-haar kar gire
tab Jaan se Judi
Neeji Ganji Wahi Ganji


Jab behoshi thi
tab bhi chipki rahi
Wafadar Ganji Imandar Ganji


Agli subah jab jaage
tab phir humse Sati Ganji
hum sang Dati Ganji


Ye meri Kati Ganji Phati Ganji
sada se hai
Acchi Ganji Sacchi Ganji

Chana Masala

• My Articles are halfway stuck on the line of thought in People's view, like a bunch of half-dried Red Underwear flung on clothesline under bright Sunshine.

• The Pain that kills me is not mine but, my Father's.

• I am the biggest Pain in the Arse, my friends might have ever had.

• My Love doesn't know that I am a bloody Fool, an Idiot, a Retard and a Coward.

• I can't speak a Word because, I do Nothing at all.

• I am Sick, I know a lot of stuff but, I can't Write it down here, for you.

• In Writing, some Thoughts are squeezed out as Infants and are then dressed up as Teenagers.

• The least I can do for The Planet Earth is, feed the Animals and plant some Trees.

• I have heard a lot about Shortcomings, Imperfect people and Incompatible pairs but, my Partner is Perfect for me.
  

• Materialistic Junk always races Fastest to the deepest corner of my Heart, so does a Terrible Fear once in a while and nothing else can do that.
  

• My Love is hurt badly, She is spilling blood from her mouth and I am enjoying something else, at the same time.

• Lust is never Fulfilled.

• If your Father says that you are a 'HaraamKhor', Life has a new Flavour altogether.

• I have let down everyone in my Life, without an exception.

• The thing ahead of me seems too tough to go through but, I know that it's logically possible,so I am going to try my hardest Ever.

What Am I ?

           I am, what I think I am.May be, a boy, a human being, a man, a person on this earth, an Indian, a somebody, I also think of me as a person composed of a few qualities of which I am aware about and many which I am not.

           I can be, what I believe I am, a macho from within, an intellect introvert-kind, a medium superman, a flexible every time person, an adjustable friendly someone, a pain in the arse for some, a bugger, chatter-box, etc.

           Further, I think that I am what others reflect OF me ON me, what they say, what gestures they make, what comments they pass, what actions they do, what chit-chat they share, what praise they express, what abuses they hurl, thats what perhaps accounts for what I really am, else how will I be sure that I have judged myself correctly.

           Is Human Mind so powerful that it can Judge itself thoroughly.Also, if it can't judge itself properly, how can it be judged by other people having the same Human Mind.

           I guess, I will have to wait another couple of years before I can figure, What Am I ?

I have felt, realised and experienced that...

• Think Thrice, before Saying anything.

• Never ever Shout on anybody, it makes you look like the biggest Fool.

• There are such Fools with whom even Intellectuals can't argue, if at all they do even then the fools have the last call anyways.

• Purity always Inspires and so does Purity of Thought.

• Simplicity is a Quality in itself.

• Putting yourself in other People's place reveals a lot of things, that you could have ever imagined in your whole Life.

• Some Mistakes of your life never leave you and they keep coming back to have a Piece of you.

• A 'Concentrated Mind' spurs new realizations taking us towards a well led and a meaningful Life, full of deeper understanding of everything that pervades.

• 'Karma' is the most essential thing for a well spent period of time called 'Life'.

• There is no substitute for a Mother.

My Love You Are

My Love You Are
an Inspiration in my Desperation

My Love You Are
a Crucial Support against the Odds

My Love You Are
a Flower among Plants

My Love You Are
a Lantern in the Darkness of Fear

My Love You Are
a Bright Idea when my Thoughts Block

My Love You Are
a Protector of my Feeble Mind

My Love You Are
a Compass in my Chaotic Life

My Love You Are
a Charm at every Tete-a-Tete of Ours

My Love You Are
a Punching-Bag before my Rage

My Love You Are
a Sudden Surprise to my Calm Mind

My Love You Are
always a Cherry on my Happiness' Cake

My Love You Are
a Dictionary of Semantics of my Life

My Love You Are
a Pure pint of Water
in the deepest Trench of my Heart

My Love You Are
a Second's Tick in my Heart's Clock


You Are...
                                               ...My Love

An Indian Housewife

Having pleased her husband
the other night in bed
The set of tired bones
was unable to grab peace
Only rewarded brief naps
with intermittent nightmares
She struggles herself at the dawn
before any chirp in the town
Getting up her tots
early morning for school
By rubbing their heads
and shaking them free
Parcelling them sweetly to school
as if they were her only care
Next in line is husband dearest
waiting eagerly for his morning kiss
Then only will he come out of bed
and run through the daily chores he ought to have
The saltless breakfast she mistakenly made
is complemented by tantrums he in return gave
He never left home without a hug
but this day witnesses a different case
He went out storming
and slammed the door
The chirpy maid
is her only friend
With the help of whom
she cleans every inch
Making it look
like a heavenly place
Beating the laundry
she kills her stress
Doing the dishes
she spills her wishes
Which have no way to go
but only the sink
She cooks delicious meals
which affect none of her senses
For ironing she sits down
which often burns the shirts
That in yesteryears
she had gifted her hubby
In a bid to relax
she tunes in the radio
Running in her children come
calling Ma… Ma…
She reached out promptly
and loved them tightly
Children kissed their mummy
killing each of her worries
Soon came in the husband
seeming a bit perplexed
Intertwined home & office affairs
were to blame for
After munching the dinner
children were soon asleep
The husband sought comfort
in her soft hug
With all the love she had
she addressed his problems
On receiving her love
to his heart’s content
He couldn’t help but
lay peacefully asleep
She counted her joys
and saw them grow
Soon she too
was caressed by sleep.

A Lucky Loser

A Disaster at Academics.
But, fairly rich in intelligence.

Socially zero-valued.
But, few friendly ties tough enough.

Physically weak, immune system is bleak.
But, resolutions are rock-solid
and Fighting spirit is ON.

A small cog in the family.
But, approached by all.

Master of No Trade.
But, Jack of some.

Not a professional yet.
But, senses are sharp.

Misused by many.
But, really useful to some.

Quarreling utter bitterly sometimes.
But, patching up real sweet.

Getting angry too fast.
But, get chilled within seconds.

Very slow at deciding.
But, quick at guessing.

Creating new problems eternally.
But, boldly facing all of them.

Brain-dead for personal matters.
But, wise advisor for everyone else.

Reserve, shy and a bit coward.
But, a deep mind harbouring
strong morals, ethics and principles.

Getting nervous at all the events.
But, eventually passing out all of them.

Quick-wit is absent.
But, a very analytic mind.

This is what is nothing
But, A Lucky Loser.

White Light

I go berserk at times
The tension swirling up in me
It blows up my self
Exploding every inch of me
Crashing all the way I go
Ramming everything head on
I feel as unlucky as a cannon
Only waiting to blow again
The calmness is volatile
Only an accomplice of an aftermath
My Luck plays Termagant to me
Ridiculing my sane acts
In this unruly life
I wait incessantly for it to come
And cut me open on all fronts
Giving me a Life to live
I wait for a White Light.

Iron Horse

The Long wait is no wait
To ride it I can always wait
It’s a phenomenon I can never hate
I gaze at an eternal trail
Traversed a Gazillion times by the Iron Horse
Yet, seems always afresh
Sparking in me a perky desire
To catch hold an Iron Horse
And travel all through the land in sight
As if I was born that very day.
The humongous Giant is so graceful
It always takes you by surprise,
Whether arriving or disappearing
It’s a display of sheer power
And an undying perseverance
It inspires one and all.
Pumping Metal on Metal
It is rightly called the Iron Horse.

Sand Dunes!

As simoom blows past my ears

My forehead oozes cold sweat.

The silenced throat screams water

And the disorient body marches nowhere.

My frame is perishing to surly friends

Moving feet are now my only hope.

Embarked upon a journey,

Of a beautiful unseen world;

I had set out to taste humanity.

Here now I find myself,

succumbing to Insanity

Amongst Sand Dunes!

Poem - You and Me

I am your husband (sorry)
You are my wife (thank you)

I always cared for you,
but took you for granted (sorry)
You've been always with me (thank you)

When I hurt you,
I didn't share your pain (sorry)
You've always wiped my tears (thank you)

Many times I have lied to you (sorry)
Sooner or later you have always confided in me (thank you)

My impatience caused you many problems (sorry)
You somehow dealt with them (thank you)

Sometimes I forgot you (sorry)
Your mind was always filled with me (thank you)

Whenever I shot you with questions (sorry)
You replied calmly, nicely (thank you)

I commit mistakes repeatedly (sorry)
You punish me severely (thank you)

I don't give my 100% (sorry)
You never complain (thank you)

I gave you something (sorry)
You never asked for anything (thank you)

I intensely do one thing
I LOVE YOU